memewhore:

vioecho:

templepriest-motherfucker:

jesterwaves:

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

my parents don’t even know i don’t have tits

This is the best reply to this. None will ever come close.

the-amazing-spider-bi:

ah yes, the five stages of grief: denial, anger, get a dog, depression, kill clint barton

sapphictastic:

it’s called gay rights bc i’m gay and i’m always right

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions